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Turtle Soup!
Here you will find a hodgepodge of miscellaneous musings, a plentiful plethora and potpourri of pictures, a bountiful bouquet and banquet of sounds. Basically, this is where I put the rest of the crap I didn't know what to do with!
Majestic Beer Babe of the Week: Jill!
Pictured: Jill, surrounded by a bunch of dirty old men. When told that she had been selected to be the MBBOTW, she screamed several "OMGs" stating that it had been her dream. (see!? I told you this would take off...)
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Ahhh...The Thrill of Competition!
Cristie Kerr kisses the trophy she received for winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif., Sunday, April 21, 2002. Kerr finished with a four-day total of 8-under-par 280. This was Kerr's first win on the LPGA tour. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli) |
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DISCLAIMER: This is not an an actual picture of the legendary Betsy (our ex-beer girl), but an artist's uncanny rendition. Betsy never acquiesced and granted me permission to use her actual likeness on this web site. She evidently questioned my motives, and became suspicious when presented with the release form.
All we wanted was to pay homage to her for providing that "beacon of hope" when were most in need. Ahhhh!!! what a site to behold... Betsy in the cart filled with its golden cargo as she crests the hill on YOUR fairway.
God bless America. and God bless YOU Betsy.
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Sounds
 Carl11.wav
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DaBlade: I describe my putter
(which should
explain a lot!) |
| gregtheme.wav
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This tune plays in my head "ad-infinitum" each time my partner addresses his ball |
| ballwash.wav
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Good advice from Butthead |
| Coffeehole.wav
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A clip from "Grumpy Old Men"
(Team 5?) Sounds like Latin for
"coffee Hole" to me! |
Pictures
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| A very BAD lie
| Another GOOD lie
from the master of lies
| Try a "Clinton Club"
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Is that Shang holding up the sign in the back row?
I could 2-putt this one!
 As promised,I have begun to dabble in the ancient Japanese art of
Haiku poetry. The way I see it, nothing says “Snapper golf” like poetry that doesn’t even rhyme! Strange, but true. I
have tried to adhere to the rules in writing my haiku.
The traditional rules for haiku are that each of the three verses use seven or eight words, a total of only seventeen rhythmical syllables (5-7- 5), including a season word.
Remember. A good haiku will elicit thoughts, feelings, and emotions
greater than the sum of their words. Be forewarned. My haiku will very
likely evoke these emotional responses, and don’t be surprised when you
tear up. So without further ado, here are my haiku (sans rhymes).
DaBlade’s Golf Haiku’s
White dimpled face hides
Shadows dance on forest floor
Foot
wedge to fairway
Undulating green
Morning dew glistens on blades
Three putt
quadruple
Safe lay up to edge
Pond surface reflects like glass
Cart
plunge makes ripples
Hot dry summer thirst
Silhouette on horizon
Hard nips and cold
beer
I know what you’re thinking. Hard to believe I don’t
do this for a living. If you would like to try your hand at golf haiku,
please forward them to me and I will be happy to add them here.
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Miscellaneous
Golf Sites
MUST SEE VIDEOs
Insulting Golf ball
Golf tips
Video Conference
Beer Launcher
Drunk Scotsman invents golf
Fed Ex commercial
BLOGS and SITES
The Golf Blogger
The Golf Blog
GolfCourseRankings
Bad Golf Monthly
BogeyPro.com
Shang's Pah Thlee
Scantily Clad Golf Chick
Titties and Beer
Golf Clipart
Miller Lite Golf Club
Ultimate Golf Directory's
Golf Websites
Custom Golf Prints
Lisa Ann Horst
Sports Babe site
"Address the ball? I can't even SEE the ball!"
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