Majestic Snappers Golf League

Assholes of the Day!
Welcome to the "asshole of the day" archives. Here, you will find the past "winners" of this, our most coveted award. Every week, nominations are taken, embellishments encouraged, and put to a clubhouse vote. The Snapper that distinguished himself in asinine fashion with words or actions, is awarded a golf ball of questionable quality.

Top 10 Assholes

2007 assholes of the day:

Chad Ellis (8/16/07) "Unprepared for golf"
Jerry Carlson (8/9/07) "Self inflicted goose excrement
Tim Kachelski (7/26/07) "illogical explanation of sock tees"
Jerry Carlson (7/12/07) "disregard for card captain duties"
Bill Cape (6/28/07) "Scotch taped wallet"
Bill Cape (6/21/07) "Conduct unbecoming to a Snapper"
Steve Peltier (6/14/07) "Shang wins WDFN drawing"
Dave Mitteer (5/31/07) "Man Overboard!"

2006 assholes of the day

Steve Markunas (8/17/06) "Careless cart crashin"
Rick Carlson (8/10/06) "disregard for his duties"
Gary Fulgham (7/13/06) "obsessive impurities behavior"
Tim Kachelski (7/3/06) "obsessive impurities behavior"
Chris Carlson (6/28/06) "No matter what for"
Dave Lawless (6/9/06) "efeminite refusal of an overly caloried beer"
Dave Lawless (5/24/06) "unnatural creation of loose impediments"
Steve Markunas (5/16/06) "Misplaced trust in fellow golfers"
Rick Carlson (5/10/06) "blatantly ignoring Snapper league by-laws"

2005 assholes of the day:

Greg Carlson (8/25/05) "Spartan terrorism"
Rick Carlson (8/4/05) "excessive pomposity"
Dave Mitteer (7/30/05) "sweet spot gear shift"
Dave Wolfenden (7/21/05) "targeting does from range tees"
Dave Lawless (7/14/05) "forfeiture of decency"
Jerry Carlson (7/7/05) "Who let the ~~dogs~~ does out?"
Rick Carlson (6/30/05) "Speaker phone terrorism"
Bill and Dave (6/25/05) "Gilligan impersonation" (DM)
Steve Peltier (6/9/05) "cheapness unbecoming even to a Snapper"
Dave Mitteer (DM) (6/2/05) "sober Dave aloof"
Dave Mitteer (5/26/05) "Tender moments"
Dave Mitteer (5/19/05) "Rudeness to the female mobile purveyor of the golden nectar (beer)"
Steve Peltier (5/12/05) "Misplaced nomination of old frat brother"
Dave Lawless (5/5/05) "excessive balls in the chamber"

2004 assholes of the day

Bill Cape (9/4/04) "Pic Pic'd a Max"
Steve Markunas (8/26/04) "Turtle abuse"
Rick Carlson (8/19/04) "attempts to reject honorary award"
Dave and Chris (DM) (8/19/04) "Smoked $11.95 worth of Wolf's $12 cigar"
Rick Carlson (8/12/04) "Picked by Sum Yung Gai"
Chris Carlson (8/5/04) "4-Iron fake-out"
Dave Mitteer (7/26/04) "fling flinging his bling bling"
Jerry Carlson (7/20/04) "bad form anger carry-over"
Jerry and Greg (7/10/04) "teeing off sans opponents"
Tim Kachelski (7/2/04) "Marv Albert immitation"
Bill Cape (6/3/04) "False yardage to partner"
Jerry Carlson (5/15/04) "actions threaten free flow of beer"
Jason Wolfenden (DM) (5/8/04) "I got a 5-1"

2003 assholes of the day

Steve Markunas (8/21/03) "left windows down in storm"
Bill and Dave (8/7/03) "switched nametags"
Jerry Carlson (7/24/03) "Pic-pic shanghai"
Greg Carlson (7/17/03) "Take your pick"
Chris Carlson (6/12/03) "College Boy's Chaos Defense Rejected"
Rick Carlson (5/29/03) "Shoeless Snapper"
Carl Jordan (5/15/03) "for wrapping golf cart in giant condom"
Ryan Zelenbaba (5/8/03) "for flaunting his greenies money"
no winner (5/1/03) "a few unworthy nominations"

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