August, 2005
Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.
The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura. [More]
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Cialisaurus Dix - if an erection last more than four eons, consult the local medicine man...Submitted by: Grog
Who knew Adam and Eve were Germans?
Submitted by: Laura
Wow... Talk about Bertha Butt Boogie......... Phew.....
Submitted by: Cartman
Remember the end of each episode of The Flintstones when Fred was pounding on the door for someone to let him back in the house? Now we know what Wilma was doing.
Submitted by: DaBlade
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Submitted by: Sum
Careful study of ancient rock like substance proven beyond doubt to contain trace element dna of subhuman species 89.75% certainty an embryo of a beast walked on hind legs, overweight and dissheveled emitted constant vocal obnoxions irritating to all other species I believe beyond doubt of the liberalus genetic tree closely proximating the present day mychalmooreus subspecies.
Submitted by: Alouisious Kennedyctus Professor Emeritus of Darwinian Genetic Anthropology
What is "phallus"? I just did what bears do in the petrified forest.
Submitted by: Grizzlybearasaurus
"Wilma, how do you turn this thing on?"
Submitted by: Shang
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