| Comic Caption Contest #5 December, 2004
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Tourists admire the remains of the Jolly Green Giant and the scars from his vasectomy... notice a number of colorful indian corn niblets on the nad near Nancy, the female tourist... While Ned stands by the head...
You just know he told her it was a long par 5 before she actually saw it.
Welcome to "Putt Putt of the Porn Stars". Bob and Sally take a time out while playing the "John Holmes" hole.
Who that babe next to light nut?
Bob thought that by taking Mary to this putt putt course with the phallic symbol hole on their first date, it would give Mary a subliminal sex message. What he didn't bank on was that the message Mary received was what a large dork Bob was for taking her to a putt putt on their first date.
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